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Progress In The Works

I’ve said it to more than a few people since being back but it still amazes me. Chinese New Year’s in China itself isn’t the well-organized and police-escorted parade it is in most places outside of the mother country. Yes, it is still a celebration of spring and renewal, but most of all it is a chance to enjoy sanctioned explosions with your neighbors. The Chinese invented fireworks, of course, and they sure as hell act like it, setting them off as naturally as a terrified bystander running for cover.

I have never seen a fireworks display like the one we witnessed in Beijing. In fact, ‘display’ is the wrong word but the most accurate term we Americans can ascribe to a bunch of fireworks going off once. We are all used to gathering in groups and looking up at usually one, or a few, designated locations in the sky where we see intermittent bursts of color and noise while sighing alongside a loved one. Everyone “oohs” and “aahs” while holding red Solo cups filled with Michelob. In China, I thought our tiny corner of Beijing was under attack.

What really made the Chinese New Year more worthwhile was our tiny corner of Beijing. Our unwieldy group of nine people, flown in from various points stateside, converged on a tiny member of the Super 8 hotel chain. Our hotel was tucked inside a hutong. While every Chinese city contains some hutong, Beijing is renowned for their version of the dense, ancient network of alleyways where hundreds of thousands, even millions, of Chinese still live. Simple one-block stretches of hutong are usually filled with dozens of small stores and vendors selling anything you can think of. Street food, though, is really where the hutong earns its rep. All day and late into the night the enticing smells of small charcoal grills and skewered buns or shrimp waft their way out of the hutong and onto the main drags they branch off from.

We were nowhere near any of the large tourist hotels, many of them only recently erected. Ditto for most chain stores and chotchke shops. Essentially, we were locals. Jazz, Easle’s girlfriend who could not be with us, was a travel agent and had pulled the necessary strings — a very Chinese thing to do — and gotten us a great deal on a room for nine nights. Due to some of the worst winter weather the country has ever experienced in its interior, we were pretty much stranded in the capital for that long stretch.

Nine nights anywhere and faces start to become familiar. It’s also ample time for relationships, on some level, to be established. Just around the corner from the ‘8’, was a tiny spec of a restaurant. There wasn’t a door, just long, clear plastic strips that were annoying to walk through and which presented a new etiquette dilemma: Is it considered polite to hold the strips back for the person behind you?

At most there were about four tables and the place was run by a very hospitable and gracious family. The mother was a lean, dynamic woman who took orders, worked the register and bossed everyone else around. She was somewhat attractive in her aggressive way and I know that at least Riggs and I were thinking PG-13 thoughts. Her niece was a shy, fifteen-year old girl with rosy red cheeks who seemed to jump right off the pages of a manga comic. She was a sweetheart who always took our orders in a very tame, yet high voice and always with a smile. We rarely saw the father as he was usually in the kitchen doing all the cooking.

Oh, and then there was Tommy. He was the only son — a very Chinese thing to be — and he spent his days happily running around the restaurant with his toys and whining to his mother. Seeing his performance everyday was always a gentle reminder that kids are the same everywhere, at every age and in any language. It also seemed that, on his wilder days, his mother was quietly grateful for China’s one child policy.

Our days in Beijing would usually start off at that nameless, loveable hole-in-the-wall restaurant where we would usually feast on countless plates of steamed dumplings. Filled with either spinach or meat, or both, we would liberally dip them into angry black pools of soy sauce and red pepper mash. Some breakfast meals would consist of steaming bowls of homemade noodles in a pork broth. During the frigid and very dry Beijing winters, nothing was more soothing and replenishing than those noodles and I took the opportunity to order them whenever I could.

We also ended most evenings at the restaurant, sucking down oversized bottles of Tsing-Tao beer for the hilarious ransom of about thirty cents each. Always interesting how the cheapest, skunkiest beer there is doesn’t quite taste so bad when buying an entire round is less than the cost of buying a single beer in the States would be. In fact, every beer that passed my lips on the entire trip, regardless of brand, tasted just like the bottle before it. They kept bringing out more bottles of the stuff as fast as we could empty them.

All of this frequent eating and drinking led, naturally, to a rapport with the family who ran that little kitchen. We would wave to them as we walked past their window every morning and they would wave back. They would smile as our large group ordered enough food (even as a “snack”) to clothe Tommy till his fifteenth birthday. If we saw one of the family members milling about the hutong, Easle would say something in Mandarin and we would all reflexively smile at them as if we agreed.  

On the eve of New Year’s, myself and most of the males in our group, made our usual twenty meter trip from the ‘8’ to the restaurant for several beers and food we weren’t really hungry for. With the two females in the group always crashing early, it was a chance to pepper our conversations with more profanity and genitalia than normal. Amongst the dumplings, Easle introduced us all to a bottle of hard liquor — emphasis on hard — called baijiu which tasted like really cheap, abrasive brandy. Baijiu is supposed to be for special occasions but trying to swallow the stuff made me wonder what the Chinese drank when they were depressed. 

At about 11:30pm, the mother of the house came to our table to tell us in decent English that we should step outside the restaurant as they are about to set off fireworks. We quickly backed away from the baijiu and exited through the plastic strips in to the cold night air. The cramped hutong was even more so as all the residents came out of their dwellings and began to light fireworks of various shapes, sizes and colors. Within roughly five minutes of being outside, the sky was ablaze and we were surrounded by loud shooting sounds. My group and I were stunned. It was like standing next to the launching pad right before the space shuttle took off. I motioned to Jeff and he went back to the ‘8’ to fetch the fireworks we had bought and his video camera. He was back in no time and we quickly ripped open the red tissue paper so we could join in the quickly escalating fun.

The explosions igniting around us, I couldn’t help but think of how the environment I was in would be considered dangerous in the States. For starters, dozens of people were crowded into an alley not ten meters wide and firing off flaming projectiles in each other’s general direction. Secondly, there was a point when I was standing around, holding a Roman candle-like firework and looking frantically for a match. I then felt a slight tug at the end of the candle. It was little Tommy with a big grin and a bigger lighter who lit the candle and then ran off screaming with excitement. My mind flashed with the imagined horror of American parents watching their kids run around the neighborhood, casually flicking Zippos.

Jeff sat capturing all of the mayhem with the deftness of a Spielberg as we all walked over to the main street the hutong branched off of. The wide avenue was an apocalyptic movie with few people milling around and firework debris completely covering the asphalt. Streetlights glowed through the heavy mixture of night fog and smoke. But for the occasional cop car or ambulance, traffic was nonexistent. The scene was eerie and unsettlingly quiet. With each explosion we heard in the distance and not-so-distance, singed paper would waft slowly to the ground like feathers.

We hurried back to the front of the restaurant, laughing and screaming with awe. The scene was even more frantic. Nobody had noticed we had left because they were too busy focusing on two Chinese guys wheeling out a huge, rusty cauldron-shaped object. Jeff focused the camera on the crowd and I turned Cef, Riggs, Welled and Easle with a more than puzzled look. That look slowly morphed into the thought of needing to find cover when I saw a baby-sized bundle being lowered into the cauldron. A man then ran up to it and lit a fuse.

It was a long five seconds before the dull pop of the bundle being blasted upwards; a full ten before the most thunderous explosion heard that night. The many-colored lights lit the faces of the hutong residents like bright paint. The faces of unhinged joy and excitement were in stark contrast to those beneath the fireworks I’m used to seeing. It could have been the baijiu talking but to me, it wasn’t just holiday cheer displayed on their faces. There was something else; a raging optimism for the future or a guarded uncertainty. I’m not sure which.

The next day we gathered at the restaurant for our final morning meal before the group was to leave Beijing and splinter. We said our goodbyes to the dumplings, to the noodles, to the rickety old feedbag. We said goodbye to the tragically misspelled wall menu, particularly the ‘chicker’ and the ‘prok.’ We said goodbye to the family with hugs and posed pictures. We also took the liberty of giving their son an English name. Tommy, not sensing that our limited, yet significant relationship with his family was ending just went about playing his handheld video game. When his mother asked us what the symbolism of ‘Tommy’ meant, Riggs and I just looked at each other blankly.  

Speaking only for myself, it was a slightly sad thought that more than likely I was never going to see that incredibly hospitable family ever again. For someone who travels so much you’d think I’d be used to that feeling by now but it still stings every now and then. I also knew that alleyway celebrations like those I witnessed wouldn’t last forever either. Hutong in Beijing and other Chinese cities are disappearing rapidly as the demands for high-rises and better infrastructure prevail. For a people mired in abject poverty for most of the last century, no one can blame them for wanting to finally embrace modernity; no matter how mixed the blessing.   

The opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics was, by all accounts, stunning. After having seen what an ancient culture, a proud people — and an authoritarian government — can do firsthand the enormity and precision of the show really wasn’t suprising to me. What did make me pause was the fireworks display at the end. Apparently there was a lot of truth to the reports that the visuals of the fireworks were doctored a little for television. The explosions were also timed and arranged to go off in various patterns around the general area.

Everyone who was in the “bird’s nest” stadium, I’m sure, was amazed at the meticulously coordinated spectacle they witnessed. There was no spontaneity, debris or exploding cauldrons. Perhaps it was the opening ceremony that visually thrust China from beneath the “third world” label and into the ranks of the world’s most advanced countries. Their power, culture and timeless contributions were proudly on display. Fireworks, too.

August 31, 2008 in China | Permalink | Comments (6)

The Communication Olympics

Many travelers know that when venturing to a foreign place and staying in even more foreign accommodation, it is customary for hotels/guesthouses/hostels to keep business cards on their front desks for tourists who do not speak the language. Inscribed in the local tongue, these cards are for the sole purpose of informing cab drivers, police officers and people on the street of not only the whereabouts of where you’re staying but that you’re a hapless tourist with remotely a clue as to your whereabouts at that very moment.

These cards typically say something poetic like, “Please take me to the (your hotel name here) Hotel.” You would present them to one of the aforementioned parties and, in theory, they would guide you to the destination on the card. When in a country using a Roman alphabet, I always feel I at least have a fighting chance with street signs and orientation. In China, however, our chances were nil and those cards become not just necessary but vital. 

Geg, Riggs, Jeff, Welled and I could have used just such a card once the airport bus had deposited us somewhere in central Beijing. The twenty-five minute ride from the airport terminal to that unnamed locale was like driving through an architectural police line-up. Stout high-rises, skinny towers and hulking structures in mid-construction lined the enormously wide thoroughfares. As if to make a mockery of western design standards, they freely bulged in all directions and shapes without any aesthetic reason whatsoever.

It seemed like a ‘try anything’ approach to design, especially as China was slowly arousing itself from its dull, Stalinist slumber. Architecturally speaking, former Communist countries have all had to grapple with the lack of design imagination (not to mention the abundance of concrete) that accompanies the laughable notion of a classless society. Typically, a curved building was considered by the powers-that-were too bourgeoisie and individualistic while nothing simultaneously glorified “the people” (and insulted the retina) as a boxy, concrete monstrosity.

We did, however, have a print-out of an email our resident friend, Easle, had sent us, containing the name of the hotel we were staying at and where exactly it was located. Specifically, the hotel was a part of the Super 8 family, which, in the States, is a passable hotel chain when money is an issue and when you have no issues with that. The directions were spelled out partially in English but mostly in Chinese characters. Ideally, we were to hand the print-out over to our cab drivers, they would pause to read it and then nod like taking us there was the easiest thing they were going to do all day. 

I guess I was expecting Beijing to feel much more cluttered and dense, but in actuality, it was very wide open and flat. And grey. And cold. The random spot where the bus dropped us off, according to Easle’s e-mailed instructions, was supposedly in the center of the city but it didn’t really feel like the epicenter of anything distinctive.

Flailing limbs are still an international symbol for attracting attention and if a cab comes along in the process, even better. Within roughly ten minutes we had split our group up over the first two cabs that did come by. Geg and Welled were in the backseat of my cab, myself on the passenger side. Following the script, I handed the print-out over to the robustly large driver. He paused and then nodded his understanding, which was good because we couldn’t speak Chinese, nor he English. 

Our driver had bad teeth and was either sporting a strong personal stench or he had an order of sweet and sour pork in the glove compartment. We were all quiet for the first few minutes of the drive. I couldn’t stay that way though as I love communicating with cab drivers. They are arguably the unofficial ambassadors of any city and the info I have gleaned off them in the past has sometimes proven to be invaluable. Plus, after a long night of alcohol what better sympathetic ear have you for your drunken rantings? But again, all the familiarities of Romance languages and 10th grade Spanish were of absolutely no use to us.

Turning and looking directly at him, I grunted. Not so much a guttural emission of sound as a helpless attempt at basic communication. He peeled his eyes off the road and looked at me with an easy smile.

“Nihow,” I said making it sound like ‘meow.’

“Nihow.”

Then nothing.

The task set before me was a difficult one and Geg and Welled offered little help. I tried current affairs.

“So, uh, Olympics. Olympics. Yeah? Olympics!”

The driver looked at me confused.

“Olympics!” I yelled again as volume replaced articulation. For some reason I thought trying to draw each of the Olympic rings with my finger would seal the deal.

Luckily, we drove underneath a banner draped across a footbridge with the logo for the upcoming Beijing Olympics and I pointed to it. The driver began to laugh and then repeated a close simulation to the word Olympics. The barrier had its first crack. We all laughed.

Our cabdriver began to shadowbox with his fists and we took it to mean that he was referring to one of the Olympic Games’ events. He lost us when he growled like a dog and then pretended to bite down on something. At a red light he took his hands off the wheel and repeated his air punching along with the growl. I turned to look at an equally clueless Geg and Welled. Was dog boxing a new event?

“My Ison,” he kept saying in between repeated growling and laughter. “My Ison!”

The three of us kept putting forth possible guesses as to the meaning of ‘My Ison’. Perhaps he was referring to a native son who was going to compete in the Games or maybe a triumphant, Chinese phrase, yelled at boxing events.

“Oh, Mike Tyson!” Geg exclaimed from the back seat in the middle of another cabbie growl. We all laughed.

I had almost forgotten about Tyson’s penchant for Evander Holyfield’s sweaty ear during a boxing match over ten years ago. What was more interesting was that out of all the cultural references he could have chosen to connect with us the cab driver chose that one.

We pulled into a driveway in front of a large building that could have been a bland, suburban banquet hall. The other cab in our party was behind us and we pretty much knew as soon as the car stopped that the building in question was not our hotel. There was no trademark ‘8’, nor a lick of yellow anywhere on the sign. Riggs got out of his cab and went inside to inquire. Minutes later he came out with a security guard in a winter coat and Russian hat. God only knows what the exchange between Riggs and the guard must have been like. The guard then had a brief caucus with the two cabbies. As they indecipherably squawked, Riggs leaned against my open car window and kept asking me why our cab smelled like garlic.

Before long, the cabs got back on the road again, joining the heavy bicycle traffic. The cabbie attempted to reignite our thrilling conversation. 

“Beijing,” he said as he pointed to himself. He then pointed at me.

“USA. New York.”

He laughed. At the next light he took his left arm, stood it upright and bunched the fingers on his right hand, which he then rammed into his left arm and made an animated explosion sound. He laughed again.

The cabbie was taking charades to a new level and I enjoyed the challenge. He didn’t fail to repeat his exploding theatrics many times and each time I would turn to Geg and Welled with a puzzled look.

“Birodden!” He suddenly exclaimed while pointing at me and laughing. “Birodden!”

“Birodden?”

“Birodden!”

“Birodden . . . Birodden?”

“Birodden!”

Clearly, we were getting nowhere and we were all ready to give up and smile politely until the driver repeatedly rubbed his chin while looking right at me. The trip was young but I was already sporting some facial foliage and it finally hit me.

“Ah, Bin Laden!”

The driver’s hand motions were meant to emulate the downing of the World Trade Center, we finally figured out. If he had one more arm he could have done both towers.

I do remember pausing. I was unsure how to take that. The subject matter itself wasn’t funny and I had never seen anyone in the States reenact the event with such comedic gusto (or spittle). Since 9/11 didn’t really hit home for the Chinese (bad pun) the event, for them, was a far away abstraction, an abstraction already seven years old by that point. It must be similar to Americans laughing about comic portrayals of Hitler during World War II. After all, he was just some mustached madman in far off Germany.

Time had already started to smooth away the rough contours of the tragedy and even I wasn’t that shocked by it anymore. However, I don’t feel the cabdriver was trying to be an asshole. He was merely responding to the words ‘New York’. At least it was a more contemporary reference. After a long five seconds or so, we all laughed.   

It wasn’t long after that we actually saw the big ‘8’ coming up on our left. I quickly folded the e-mail print-out and paid the guy the hilarious equivalent of $3 for a forty-five minute cab ride. Not two blocks prior, he had taught us how to pronounce the neighborhood we were in (“dong-sooh”) and Super 8 in the local accent (“Supah Ate-a”). We taught him to say “thank you” — somewhat — and he reached for the cushioned air pillow I was wearing around my neck and put it around his.

We all laughed.                     

April 18, 2008 in China | Permalink | Comments (6)

Sitting Large

The ferry, at its choppiest, jumped the rippled channel towards Lantau Island as I, and my four cohorts, made our way to see what was apparently the world's tallest outdoor, seated Buddha statue, otherwise known as the Tian Tan Buddha. Having never actually seen any visual of Buddha standing nor in any sort of action pose, the term "seated Buddha" seemed somewhat redundant to me. It was also interesting that a distinction was made between sitting and standing likenesses of Buddhism’s founder in a way that I’ve never heard when describing various renditions of, say, Jesus. There must be a few rare examples of Buddha actually having to stand up at some point that the need for the distinction arose. But, if Tian Tan was the largest seated and outdoor Buddha, how many more are there?   

While the Buddha continued to sit, we climbed. Upon disembarking the ferry, we boarded a bus, driven just a bit overzealously up the winding mountain roads with scant regard for things like oncoming traffic, sharp turns and spinal health. What made the ride seem more hazardous was the British style of driving on the left, a relic escaping the city-state's rapid Chinese makeover, as the left side of the bus seemed to almost hug the mountains.

From what I've read, about 80% of Hong Kong is surprisingly green, if you take into account the many islands making up the so-called Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Being able to scurry away from the compressed urbanity of Hong Kong Island to the hills and lonely beaches of Lantau must be a welcoming distraction for the average resident. Barreling up the seemingly country roads, I found it hard to believe that the other side of Lantau island is where one of Asia’s busiest international airports lives. So does Hong Kong Disneyland; always denoted on road signs with nothing more than the famous Mickey Mouse silhouette.

The end of the road came a few hair-raising turns later, and we found ourselves in a parking lot, shrouded in dense fog. The Buddha nor anything else within ten feet was visible. The five of us; Welled, Geg, Jeff, Riggs and myself, made three-hundred-sixty degree inquiries, trying to understand how a 250-ton bronze statue could be completely hidden.

Eventually, we did find the absurdly long stairway leading up to the statue, conveniently about ten feet behind us. Most religions require a physically challenging pilgrimage. The Tian Tan Buddha was no different. The 268-step climb to reach his crossed legs proved he was a vengeful god. I couldn’t complain too loudly, however, as the very fit Geg, who still came to China despite a broken foot, amazingly hopped up every step on the other one. Truly a miracle!   

Clearly — or unclearly — it was a bad day to have visited the Buddha at all. But our time in Hong Kong was limited and the photos in our travel guide, shot on a bright sunny day of course, had made it seem all the more alluring. In actuality, though, once the summit had been reached, all that fog had made His Bigness plenty alluring. Even standing just underneath him, the only thing visible was the faint outline of his upraised right hand and half of his head. The effect was an almost mystical one; a divine presence, slightly obscured by an opaqueness that the faithful might associate with heaven or an afterlife. Certainly that notion proved far more interesting than the museum housed beneath the Buddha’s posterior.   

Throughout the course of the month I spent in China, I saw many more versions of Buddha in ever larger sizes. The Lama Temple in Beijing had a stunning three-story Buddha, carved out of an entire piece of white sandalwood. It was an impressive thing or so claimed the Guinness Book of World Records plaque affixed to the outside of the temple affirming that nothing else on earth made of one piece of white sandalwood is bigger.

Because of the many layers of robes the Buddha at the Lama Temple was wearing, I wasn’t sure if he was standing or sitting. The overwhelming majority of the countless Buddha incarnations we saw in Tibet were sitting quite comfortably. Likewise, so were the hundreds of thousands of Buddha-in-miniature weighing down the vendor tables occupying every corner and crevice all over China.

After all my amateur field research I can only infer that as far as religious deities go, Buddha just wasn’t one of the more active ones. Standing may have been something he did in private, when his adherents weren’t looking. I suppose being a god means never having to get up from your perch if you didn’t want to. This might explain the need for so many monks.

The nighttime ferry back to Hong Kong Island was even more turbulent but seemed to go quicker than the advertised fifty minutes. We were exhausted and hungry and there was definitely a reassuring feeling about seeing Hong Kong outlined in the neon lights the town is famous for. It took us almost two hours of wandering around and through the densely interconnected concrete skyways to find dinner. Besides beer and nourishment, most of all, I think we just wanted to sit down for a while. 

March 14, 2008 in China | Permalink | Comments (1)